The Bible is many
books in one. It is a historical treatise, albeit one built on a lot of
allegory and story. It is a text book. It is a recitation of moral law, or how
we can live in God's image. And it represents civil law for the time it was
written.
It is read literally
and it is read figuratively. Either approach runs into problems so it
invariably gets read with lots of explanations and deductions and caveats. You
know. Little footnotes to explain away the aberrations.
Indeed, it has some
famous amendments to accelerate and firm up re-interpretations. The most
popular of these is the New Testament, where Jesus through his apostle Paul and
a few other loyalists recasts how we should interpret God's ways. For example,
there were admonitions in the Old Testament that had become outdated. Like the
ban on eating pork. In the New Testament, we find that pork is no longer
considered "unclean".
Why? Because pig
meat is no longer diseased and dangerous.
Religious leaders
also wanted to create a kinder, gentler Creator, rather than continue to
portray God as the One who relentlessly rained violent destructions up on the
planet. Pestilence and plague, wars and starvations.
So the Old Testament
got amended and Christianity flowered.
Another amendment is
found in the Book of Mormon, penned by the American prophet Joseph Smith just a
couple of hundred years ago. The amendment was not voted on but was simply
adopted by a certain committee of believers, and the Mormon Church has been going
gangbusters ever since.
Well, you know, I
figure it is high time that we construct a new amendment, a new book. There is
one area of the Bible where the amendments of the New Testament and Book of
Mormon have simply not kept pace with modern knowledge and values.
No, no. It does not
involve foreign investment or libel or even right of reply, or reproductive
health, directly. It is more basic than that.
We need to
explicitly revise the Holy Bible to recognize that women do not belong in
harems or trailing behind their hubbies or earning half what a guy earns. Or
kept out of the pulpit or out of church decision-making bodies.
If a woman can
speak, she can preach. If she can think, she can write church policy. And it is offensive to our sense of fair
treatment and non-discrimination that we recognize that modern civic laws and
the values that mandate equal treatment.
Why is the Bible
allowed to present a conflicting view to what we know is wholesome? Why are men ruling the roost in the most dominant of Filipino churches?
The Catholic Church
adheres to the old Bible and refuses to follow the same laws that corporations
are required to follow. Non-discrimination by gender.
So we deal with pigs
differently in modern times, but not women? Women are considered diseased and dangerous, or what?
It grates on the
brain, like running fingernails across the chalk-board. This is not right.
Here are the
offending sections of the New Testament, which, as we learned above,
supplemented or struck out many of the weird and out-of-sync rules of the Old
Testament:
- 1 Corinthians 11:3-10 But
I want you to understand that Christ is the head of every man, and the man
is the head of a woman, and God is the head of Christ. Every man who has something on his head
while praying or prophesying, disgraces his head. But every woman who has
her head uncovered while praying or prophesying, disgraces her head; for
she is one and the same with her whose head is shaved. For if a woman does
not cover her head, let her also have her hair cut off; but if it is
disgraceful for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, let
her cover her head. For a man ought not to have his head covered, since he
is the image and glory of God; but the woman is the glory of man. For man does not originate from woman,
but woman from man; for indeed man
was not created for the woman’s sake, but woman for the man’s sake.
Therefore the woman ought to have a symbol of authority on her head,
because of the angels.
- 1 Corinthians 14:33-35 . .
.for God is not a God of confusion but of peace, as in all the churches of
the saints. Let the women keep silent in the churches; for they are not
permitted to speak, but let them subject themselves, just as the Law also
says. And if they desire to learn anything, let them ask their own
husbands at home; for it is improper for a woman to speak in church.
- Titus 2:3-5 Older
women likewise are to be reverent in their behavior, not malicious
gossips, nor enslaved to much wine, teaching what is good, that they may encourage the young women
to love their husbands, to love their children, to be sensible, pure, workers at home,
kind, being subject to their own husbands, that the word of God may not be
dishonored.
Boy howdy, and that
Titus, he brought age into the deal, too, a double no-no, as if old women were
by definition malicious gossips and drunks.
I'm sure fewer than
half are.
So we need to
correct that. We need a book of the women, for the women, by the women.
If we popularize
such a book, the Catholic Church will have two options:
- Ignore the new book, as the Jews ignored Jesus, and see
the confident and competent women within their congregation trample the
men to get to a church that recognizes the new book.
- Revise their discriminatory doctrine and practices.
Either is a right
and proper result, so it is up to those Old Guys of the Church to see if they
have the wisdom to grant that God can think modern, and reasonably, and
gender-equal.
Well, we need our
own profound prophet, and she has to be she. My wife is not adept at this kind
of critical thinking, being totally subservient to me only on writing and
lording it over me on all other disciplines. I'd ask Cha, but she is very busy,
I know. Fortunately, Cousin Maude said she would be happy to take on the task
of providing for her sisters.
Here is her fine
work in draft form. She says she welcomes edits by the Society's cerebral men
and women. She apologizes for how short the book is, but says, rightly so, the
whole American Bill of Rights, Constitutional Amendments 1 through 10, can be
written on the head of a pin.
The Book of Maude (Version 1.0)
Chapter 1
1.1
Let the Good Word ring true, that God our Maker is vast of being and vision and
act, able to cast stones from the mountain toward the sea on rivers of churning water or flumes of fiery rock. Let
no man or woman question the power of His Holy Magnificence.
1.2
Let us know as well that Our Father is Himself no stone. He is not a chunk of
granite pushed upright and rigid from the bowels of the earth to sit unbending
and inert for all eternity. Nay, he is heaven's Master, fluid and forceful and
mindful that he has spun upon the earth a journey for us, from dust to dust,
and the paths we may choose, free of will, are gifted by Him to us.
1.3
We would be in error to believe that God holds us to one eternal course,
inflexible as to knowledge or decision, bound by Man's interpretation of good
as though it were a fixed picture caught on one well-defined day on historical
earth.
1.4
Nay, God challenges us to think, to have heart and kindness, to face the
challenges He sets before us with intelligence and new knowledge, to strive for
the richness that can only come with compassion and enlightenment and the
ability to think for ourselves.
1.5
Our Mighty Maker does not say "bow to the cloth", or "bow to the
crown", or "bow to the pulpit of Senatorial confusion". He says
bow to goodness, to kindness, to love, and to the enrichment of explorations
and learning and personal growth.
Chapter 2
2.1
Many men on earth, God's servants, have held to inflexible rules, words that
bind mankind to behaviors meant only for a time, their time, man's time.
2.2
Cast out these blind enforcers, the men whose works benefit their own
interests, the maleness amongst them, rather than the whole of mankind, which
includes womankind. Shout to them, "Get thee out of thy darkened male
closet!" "Remove thy mask of male insecurity!"
2.3
Men who insist that men define God's place on earth are men of little reason,
little courage and even less comprehension.
2.4
Cast out those who would restrain the good works of woman. Woman was not meant
for bondage any more than Jesus was meant to rest upon a wooden cross of man.
Chapter 3
3.1
How did God bless woman? He blessed her with the triumph and exquisite joy of
bringing new life onto the earth.
3.2
God did not bless her with a mop or a bucket or a spatula welded to her hands.
He blessed her with intuition and insight and intellect quick with wit, words
and ideas.
3.2
Let it therefore be known that the women among us are commanded to walk
upright, equal in calling and capability to the men who would have them sit
down. They are commanded not to let a period in history define them, limit
them, restrain them.
3.3
God commands that you go forth, good women, heads up, eyes clear, pure of
heart, striving for good works and higher enlightenment, equal in all material
ways to the very best of men.
3.4
Let not the preachings of the insecure and confined hold you back. Let not any
man say you are the lesser of God's children.
_______ &&& ________
Yeah. That should do
the job just fine.
Thanks Maude.