Showing posts with label Senator Pia Cayetano. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Senator Pia Cayetano. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

People Ragazine

Mark it. December 17, 2012, the day the Philippines finally ACTED to respect the vision of Dr. Jose Rizal for a kinder, more compassionate Philippines free of the oppressive cloak of the Catholic Church.

Dr. Rizal was executed on December 30, 1896.

It would be glorious if President Aquino could sign RH legislation into law on December 30, exactly 116 years after the Philippines decided an intelligent, compassionate man was not a proper fit for the Philippines. Official action that day cast the Philippines into the dark and the legislature's official action on Monday pulled her up into the light again.

Senator Pia Cayetano

In respect for the Lady Senator's fine handling of the final amendments to the RH Bill, JoeAm officially withdraws the afore-assigned "Five Golden Bluttos" gifted to Ms. Cayetano for brusque behavior and replaces them with "Five Golden Popeyes". Crisp, authoritative, knowledgeable, determined.  Professional. Her work was superb. Congratulations on your notable achievement, Senator.

(You were lookin'g good, too, fighting that wisp of hair with a glint of defiant determination that had Senator Sotto babbling like a star-struck comedian. Not that we notice superficial things like that.)

Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago

May your husband fulfill your every expectation. Even the nuns in the gallery got a chuckle out of your slyly ribald point of argument.

COMELEC Commissioner Grace Padaca

"Five Golden Popeyes" to you, as well, for hammering home what you believe should be done about vote-buying. If your view gets seated as acts of government, it will force candidates to run on capability and platform. You said:

  • “Implement the laws against vote buying because this curse is giving us leaders who have lots of money but too little of the qualifications we need to grow as a nation. Begin teaching our children in schools about elections so that when they vote for the first time, they'll have other ideas of elections than money politics and peal campaigning."

Justin Bieber

No awards for you, pal, and kindly DO NOT APOLOGIZE to the Philippines for mocking Manny Pacquiao's face flattening fall to the canvas. If you apologize for getting in a good dig, you make it difficult for the rest of us who are here writing at the edge of Philippine proprietary. Which, as you have noticed, is extraordinarily sensitive.

"Five Golden Bluttos" Each

To Representatives  Carol Jayne Lopez (Yacap party-list), Seth Jalosjos (Zamboanga del Norte), Amado Bagatsing (Manila), Antonio Alvarez (Palawan), Mark Aeron Sambar (PBA party-list), Alfredo Garbin, Jr. (Ako Bicol), and Isidro Lico (Ating Koop party-list), who sponsored a legislative bill to make Justin Bieber "persona non grata" in the Philippines. That is, they want him banned from coming from the Philippines for publishing that photo up there, and others like it. Bieber is a Floyd Mayweather fan.

Holey Representative, Batman, but you yokels make Filipinos look like the biggest bunch of pussys* in the world. The kind who can dish it out, but can't take it. THIS is your definition of pride and dignity? To officially slap down a kid who was making a joke? Your overbearing, humorless acts are infinitely more damaging to the Philippines than Bieber's off-key attempt at a joke.

*Street language for "extreme wimp", used here for literary effect. No gender disparagement or gross sexual reference intended.

How Do We Get A Nobel Peace Prize for President Aquino?

Who nominates people around here anyway? This is far more than for the Mindanao peace agreement, which is a profound accomplishment. It is for walking the firm but high road with China and bringing social modernization to a very peaceful Philippines. There is not a single coup plot cooking on any of the 7,000 islands, unless you count the shrieks emanating from the CBCP. Election murders are becoming passé. This is the remarkable remaking of a national attitude.  Advocacy for women's rights and the rights of people to government information solidify President Aquino's good governance agenda and assure long-lasting, orderly progress for a nation long held back by outdated values, clannish rivalries,  poverty and associated angers.

This is the Nelson Mandela of Asia folks, sitting right over there in the Palace. The Abe Lincoln of the Philippines. Dont let other people's need for stereotypes confuse you. Boxers aren't the only winners around here. You don't need a chicken under your arm to shine. This guy is an exclamation point for the Philippines.

Manny Pacquiao

Retire, dude. You've made your point, and your millions. Focus on your health and how to leverage your good standing in the Philippines for the betterment of the nation. Give back to those who have given so much to you.

Women of the Philippines

Congratulations. Go in good health.

Men of the Philippines

Are the priests "real men"?, I am inclined to ask. They seem like girlie men to me, hysterical and bitchy. No offense to women intended. Governor Schwarzenegger penned the expression. It is a movie term, useful only in the context for which it is useful.

The rest of you guys get out there and follow Madam Santiago's instruction.

Mar Roxas

Hey, my Good Man, you are up for review by JoeAm as a serious presidential contender in 2016. Keep up the good work and don't let UNA's whining distract you from your job of rooting out crooks who might conveniently also be political opponents.


Monday, November 19, 2012

Monday Morning Ramble

Let me ramble on this blog, as structure is sometimes sooo confining.

Two Senators in One

Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago runs hot and cold with me. She is hot with her sponsorship of the bill she just introduced entitled: "An Act Establishing a Magna Carta for Philippine Internet Freedom, Cybercrime Prevention and Law Enforcement, Cyberdefense and National Cybersecurity.”

Now this bill addresses many of the same issues as the Cybercrime Act. Indeed, it declares the Cybercrime Law null and void, dead and buried. The new law was written by the people who must live under the act - bloggers and publishers and internet operators  - rather than by the police. It was the police, after all (the Justice Department), that supplied legislators with the language for the Cybercrime Bill. That is why that bill was detached both from practicality and, possibly, constitutionality.

 So the perspective of this bill is infinitely different and much more respective of free expression. The two aspects of the bill that interested me most were: (1) intellectual property rights, and (2) libel provision. Here's a short interpretation of each section:

  • Intellectual Property: Any material published on the internet is considered copyrighted when published. The penalty for stealing someone else's original work is damages plus legal costs. This effectively makes the complainant whole without draconian penalties. Only material cases would end up in court. Nuisance cases would fall to the wayside. The "bias" is toward open expression.

  • Libel: The plaintiff must prove malice and damage. If successful, the award is damages incurred. The law specifically allows for criticism of public officials. The dark-ages value of jailing those found guilty of libel for 12 years (the penalty in the current Cybercrime Law, which is being held back from implementation by Supreme Court's Temporary Restraining Order) is thrown out. 

Is that beautiful, or what? Thanks to The Pro-Pinoy Project for putting the text of the bill on line. Click over there if you want to read the details of the proposed legislation. And big thanks to the group of people who crafted this legislation.

The section on libel is appended to this blog at the end.

Back to Senator Santiago. As I wrote a few blogs ago, she is also on the rant about the Visiting Forces Agreement (VFA) between the U.S. and Philippines. She has been upset about that document since the Nicole incident many years ago. Currently she is angry that a contractor to the U.S. Navy may have dumped improperly treated waste into domestic waters, and she holds the VFA up as the reason. The rub, unfortunately, is that her public rant risks sowing discord between allies. With China drooling just off the coast.

It would seem to me that a change in this document, if warranted, could easily be pursued quietly between partners. Why does she rant in public? (1) Possibly because she wants to apply pressure on the U.S. to change the document, or (2) She is interested in the limelight, and doesn't really care about the well-being of the Philippines.

Neither is a particularly honorable way to proceed. "Just sayin' . . ."

Wemmins and Jesus

I'm happy to see Senator Cayetano upset with the old men of the Senate, those calcifying crustaceans of ancient bearing and  distorted moral foundation, Enrile, Sotto and maybe even Recto. Women need to run riot in the Philippines to end the lock that those unbendable political sticks have on laws that protect women. And immediately after RH is done, women ought to demand the right to divorce. Marriage is a contract, you know? It is not a slave sale or indentured bondage.

Get God out of the picture and put some common sense and compassion into those marriages where the husband is physically abusive, plays with other women, or refuses to support the kids. Or where the woman does those things. Trust me, trust me, trust me, Jesus is not a sadist and he is compassionate toward women. He was written into the Bible to temper the anger and hostility His Old Man displayed throughout the Old Testament. So let's just get right with Jesus, eh?

Small Philippines, Big Philippines

I'm rather believing the social health of the Philippines depends on two factors: (1) continued use and expansion of the internet, and (2) building a large middle class that has values apart from desperate need.

  • The internet can be an educational supplement, you know, like taking vitamins. It allows people to find social enlightenment through interaction with others around the globe. I believe enlightenment is antigravity matter that flows uphill to the most respectful, learned and responsible level.

  • The middle class, to sustain its middleness and its classiness, must set aside the envies and grasping needs that lead to anger, theft and cheating.  Young people are the hope, and OFW's returning home bringing the disciplines learned abroad, respectful of law and order and responsibility.

President Aquino has a small vision for the Philippines. I said that in Saturday's blog. He does not have a large vision. His is authoritarian, controlling, dast I say, anal? It is not vibrant and uplifting. He does not see freedom and transparency as fuel for ideas and honor and productivity and REAL pride.

Sure, I could be wrong. I would be happy, happy, happy to be wrong. But I see him complaining again about the media and I know he is thinking small.

The possibility exists that he will waste the grand rush of good will that put him into office.

The internet is unforgiving of people who are okay with a Small Philippines. . . 

Whither Weather?

I like the weather in the Philippines. Our area is cool and breezy except for the middle of the day, from 9:00 am to 3:00 pm. For these past few weeks, we have been riding on the Intertropical Convergence Zone, which slides north and south as it moves east and west, much like a snake in the grass. So we get splatterings of rain and gustiness of wind now and then. Here's the official Wiki explanation of things:

  • The Intertropical Convergence Zone (ITCZ), known by sailors as "the doldrums", is the area encircling the earth near the equator where the northeast and southeast trade winds come together. The ITCZ appears as a band of clouds, usually thunderstorms, that circle the globe near the equator. In the Northern Hemisphere, the trade winds move in a southwestern direction from the northeast, while in the Southern Hemisphere, they move northwestward from the southeast. When the ITCZ is positioned north or south of the equator, these directions change according to the Coriolis effect imparted by the rotation of the earth. For instance, when the ITCZ is situated north of the equator, the southeast trade wind changes to a southwest wind as it crosses the equator. The ITCZ is formed by vertical motion largely appearing as convective activity of thunderstorms driven by solar heating, which effectively draw air in; these are the trade winds.

And here is link to a fine, live satellite view of the Pacific courtesy of the U.S. Navy, those evil allies who hired the Malaysian contractor who dumped stuff into the Bay and drove  Senator Latin Santiago nuts. "The humiliation! The humiliation!"

The Wise Men and Women of the Society

I am developing a pretty rich understanding of the social psychology that makes the Philippines click. Or fail to. I figure the Society of Honor will soon be the foremost place on the planet to go to understand the ways and whys of the Philippines. And YOU my trusty readership are the masters, the teachers, the mysterious people in brown robes, hoods pulled over shadowy faces, who wander amongst the trees muttering their counsel to the Oracle, Joe of Am. Except for Angry Maude. She screams, of course, obscenity laden tirades, but what can we do about that?

Ahahahaha, I can see the characters now. There's Edgar, right over there on that stump, huge tome in hand, citing Greek and Zoroastrian wisdoms and enumerating them the way an engineer orders tasks. One hand is waving now and then in the air as he pulls out yet another profound finding and adds it to the list as 6.3.

Johnny is cracking Sancho Panza jokes at Mariano who is drunk in the corner babbling strange Englitches whilst DocB translates them into Latin. Cha is mostly slapping her forehead. Others are wandering and wondering, as good gurus are inclined to do.

We shall set ourselves up as a Society of Honorable Oracles. If you are Filipino, you can come to this place to gain wisdom. Or if you are alive with an inquiring open mind, you can come here, too.

I wonder if there's any money to made in that. Counselors to the lost, or to foreign investors, or to the political leaders in the Philippines. Oh, I already said lost. Sorry.

I see no need to be penurious about our wisdom.
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ADDENDUM: Extract on Libel from the Magna Carta . . .

Section 33. Internet Libel . . .

 A.I. Internet libel. - Internet libel is a public and malicious expression tending to cause  the dishonor, discredit, or contempt of a natural or juridical person, or to blacken the memory of one who is dead, made on the Internet or on public networks.

 A.2. Malice as an essential element of internet libel. - Internet libel shall not lie if malice or intent to injure is not present.

 A.3. Positive identification of the subject as an essential element of internet libel. - Internet libel shall not lie if the public and malicious expression does not explicitly identify the person who is the subject of the expression, except if the content of the expression is sufficient for positive and unequivocal identification of the subject of the expression.

A.4. Exceptions to internet libel. - The following acts shall not constitute internet libel: 

a) Expressions of protest against the government, or against foreign governments; 

b) Expressions of dissatisfaction with the government, its agencies or instrumentalities, or its officials or agents, or with those of foreign governments;

c) Expressions of dissatisfaction with non-government organizations, unions, associations, political parties, religious groups, and public figures;

d) Expressions of dissatisfaction with the products or services of commercial entities;

e) Expressions of dissatisfaction with commercial entities, or their officers or agents, as related to the products or services that the commercial entities provide;

f) Expressions of a commercial entity that are designed to discredit the products or services of a competitor, even if the competitor is explicitly identified;

g) An expression made with the intention of remaining private between persons able to access or view the expression, even ifthe expression is later released to the public; and,

h) A fair and true report, made in good faith, without any comments or remarks, of any judicial, legislative or other official proceedings, or of any statement, report or speech delivered in said proceedings, or of any other act performed by public officers in the exercise of their functions, or of any matter of public interest.

A.5. Truth as a defense. - Internet libel shall not lie if the content of the expression is proven to be true, or if the expression is made on the basis of published reports presumed to be true, or if the content is intended to be humorous or satirical in nature, except if the content has been adjudged as unlawful or offensive in nature in accordance with existing jurisprudence.
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Violation of Section 33. A. 1. (Internet libel) - This shall only give rise to civil liability and the amount shall be commensurate to the damages suffered.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

One Golden Bluto to Pia Cayetano

The cyberforce has the thugs on the run.

  • Senator Soto is so beside himself that he is giving whining speech after whining speech, blaming bloggers for his misery. It is rumored that political party UNA will demand he sit down and shut up because he is killing their chances for election. If not their's, their son's. Like the son of Enrile who may be political history just a few days after filing for candidacy. Compliments of Sotto the Thug.

  • Senator Pia has called Top Blogger Raissa Robles "unprofessional" and "unethical" because she didn't like being erroneously associated with writing of the Cybercrime Bill. Nevermind that she belongs to a body whose ethical standard is to stand silent whilst one of their own plagiarizes, yells at whistle blowers and otherwise displays the odorous values of a warm steaming pile of karabao leavings. More on Senator Pia in a moment.

  • The President of this fine country keeps getting his mitt in a wringer for stubbornly refusing to budge, bend or grant respect to anyone who wants something other than what he wants. As if he were baby Aquino isolated from sense by too much coddling.

  • Senators Enrile and Trillanes have had a serious crackup on the Senate floor, passing disgrace around on a silver platter.

These are quality performances. They need to be globally recognized. And to properly give credit where credit is due, JoeAm will establish a new award called:
 
  • The Golden Bluto Award

It is rather a cross between gold stars and Oscars. It is scaled according to the quality of the performance where the quality we aspire to recognize is thuggery.

You may recall that Bluto is Popeye's arch-rival for Olive Oyl. He was recognized in a prior blog by Mr. America about China's thuggish behavior in the West Philippine Sea.

  • Indeed, China is hereby declared an obvious recipient of the Golden Bluto Award, receiving Five Golden Blutos in the category of "Nation Building" for the fine performance "If We Want It, We'll Take It!"

I expect our most popular category will be "Overweening Pride in a Political Setting".  (Thanks to "springwoodman" for the fine characterization "overweening pride" in a  remark on Top Blogger Raissa's blog.)

In the interest of not wasting any time, we'll declare some fairly obvious winners right here, right now.

  • Five Golden Blutos go to Senator Sotto for his fine performance on the RH Bill entitled "Hear No Ethics, See No Ethics, Do No Ethics". His thuggery involved stealing original work from a blogger, denying the theft, criticizing the whistle-blowers who got on his case as "cyber-bullies", admitting he copied the words, showing no remorse, and hinting he would use the libel provision of the Cybercrime Bill to get even with critics.

Senator Sotto sets the bar high. It is difficult to be more thuggish than that. Tricking the public with a speech and threatening the good folks who demand ethics on the floor of the Senate. What an overweening weenie.

Ahahahaha, the award shall be titled "The Overweening Weenie Prize" for overseas distribution in the event other countries enforce copyright laws regarding the use of the Bluto name. In the Philippines, of course, we don't worry much about little nuances like copyrights or trade marks.

  • Two Golden Blutos are awarded to both Senator Enrile and Senator Trillanes for their classic performances in "Arguments about China and Treason on the Senate Floor".

Need we explain that award? Never before have so many senators sat with mouths agape watching two of their own behave like a pair of alley cats in heat, slandering government officials and each other and revealing State secrets in the name of Ego.

And let's also grant the President of the Philippines his due:

  • One Golden Bluto to President Aquino for his butchering of the finer notions of freedom of expression during his recent sterling performance "In Defense of the Signing of the Cybercrime Bill". He displayed all the sensitivity of a stone regarding citizen rights. This was after a dozen attorneys and another dozen bloggers and even Father Bernas cited the "chilling effect" of the legislation.

And getting now to today's honoree, the esteemed Pia Cayetano, a noted dynasterian who sits with her brother in the Senate.

  • One Golden Bluto to Senator Cayetano for her lovely rendition of a huffy superior human in a performance entitled "Insufferable Snottiness by a Senator in Dealing with a Blogger". Rather than expressing appreciation for Raissa Roble's detailed revelations about how the Cybercrime Act came to be, she went in overweening fashion to name calling, claiming Raissa is "unprofessional" and "unethical", failing to acknowledge that the Senate Journal from which Raissa worked is a mess, and failing to acknowledge the important work that bloggers do to strive for transparency in a political world that takes hiding as its modus operandi.

You know, these people just don't get it.

They don't get that they now work in the front room of public inspection, not the back room where their cigar smoke is as choking as their values.

Bloggers deal in an environment where they learn to take it, learn to dish it. This is no subservient sector of the public, groveling before their betters.

These officious thugs who pretend they represent the public, these overweening weenies, will get it soon.

Humility may come hard. But it will eventually arrive.

Thugs on the run.

GOLDEN BLUTO AWARDS REGISTER

CATEGORY: "Overweening Pride in a Political Setting"

Awards
Year
Person
Performance
Basis

2012
Sen. Sotto
"Hear No Ethics, See No Ethics, Do No Ethics"
Plagiarism; blaming & threatening bloggers; advocating online libel
2012
Sen. Enrile
"Arguments about China and Treason on the Senate Floor"
Behavior unbecoming a senator
2012
Sen.Trillanes
"Arguments about China and Treason on the Senate Floor"
Behavior unbecoming a senator
2012
Pres. Aquino
"In Defense of the Signing of the Cybercrime Bill"
Tin ear regarding freedom of expression as a human right
2012
Sen. Cayetano
"Insufferable Snottiness by a Senator in Dealing with a Blogger"
Holier than thou attitude toward a person working hard for the benefit of public well being

 CATEGORY: "Nation Building"

Awards
Year
Nation
Performance
Basis

2012
China
"If We Want It, We'll Take It!"
Claiming all of the West Philippine Sea; using fleets to intimidate small nations