Saturday, April 7, 2012

JoeAm's Really Spectacularly Famous Quotes


  • "I swear like a pig heading to the fiesta."

  • "This bitter carping is what distinguishes the Philippines as a Banana Republic and represents the Get Real rabble raisers as little more than bananas with a keyboard."

  • " It is strange that the strengths that are important to generating wealth are the ones that are torn down by those who can’t acquire those strengths. "

  • "This nation does not need a tele-drama government. It needs professionalism."

  • "Jack fruit trees are the perverts of the fruit family."

  •  "If Aquino were Marcos, does anyone in the room think Chief Justice Corona would have a job?"

  • "You are in a foxhole with the President and you aren't willing to watch his back?"

  • " Oil a feminist issue? The shortage of whitening oils would be a Filipina feminist issue."

  • "Compassion is hard to find on a group of islands where Ego would be the national flag if someone could figure out how to paint it."


  • "Hiring anyone on any basis but competence undermines national security as effectively as IED's in the workplace."

  • "The delta drive is passion for the well-being of all of us. It is deep, it is personal. It is missing, here, in the Philippines."

  • "Twitter: The place where headlines pretend to be the whole story."

  • "Did JoeAm really post a blog that said Filipinos have their brains installed in reverse? Did he really make this same accusation to his wife? Does he still have his gonads??"

  • The blame-mongering and excuse-mongering here is exquisite. The 115th dialect of the Philippines is the whine.

  • If I were a Mormon and I saw the abuse being tossed at poor Mitt Romney, I would declare an empanada against the heathen faiths and launch a fat war.

  • I exclaimed to my wife the other day that "I may have a large ego, but I am thoughtful". She exclaimed back, "thought fool?"

3 comments:

  1. manuelbuencaminoApril 7, 2012 at 8:19 PM

    Love the empanada fat war quip. Brilliant!

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    1. Ah, I might have figured you would catch it. And appreciate it. Thanks.

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  2. "This bitter carping is what distinguishes the Philippines as a Banana Republic and represents the Get Real rabble raisers as little more than bananas with a keyboard."

    This made me laugh hard. You hit it right in the head, JoeAm!

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