tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post784553818467322978..comments2023-06-10T20:22:01.348+08:00Comments on The Society of Honor by Joe America: "Ask America!" The Society of Honorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02536906267332687130noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-46398335934047403522013-02-18T10:01:37.775+08:002013-02-18T10:01:37.775+08:00See Hudson, right column . . .See Hudson, right column . . .The Society of Honorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536906267332687130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-67592156283969732662013-02-18T09:50:26.132+08:002013-02-18T09:50:26.132+08:00Easy, Mariano. You're going Maude on us.Easy, Mariano. You're going Maude on us.The Society of Honorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536906267332687130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-4902963849216962992013-02-18T09:49:35.297+08:002013-02-18T09:49:35.297+08:00"Fine and dandy" What an expression. Tha..."Fine and dandy" What an expression. That's like early 1950's.<br /><br />Mexicans ARE insane but their food is innovative. I really miss the guacamole. Filipinos are lunatic but they cook good too. Those who read Joe Am are not lunatic, of course. Well, except for maybe GabbyD. ahahahahahaha<br /><br />That's a joke. Gab and I actually found something to agree on the other day. It took us four days and 356 blog exchanges.The Society of Honorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536906267332687130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-43395335808391658792013-02-18T09:45:59.119+08:002013-02-18T09:45:59.119+08:001. I have noticed that too.
2. But generally, No...1. I have noticed that too. <br /><br />2. But generally, North and East are classier than South and West. I guess because North is in an upper direction while East is the direction of sunrise.<br /><br />2.1 In Sydney, North Sydney is a yuppy eastern suburb and the people in the western suburbs, which have cheaper housing and delinquent youth, are snidely referred to as "westies". Then there's the "West Side Story".<br /><br />3. There are exceptions though like North Korea and Eastern Europe. And the Western world, the forefront of technology and civilization, currently leads the Eastern world, the storehouse of ancient wisdom. Edgar Loreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13363554010485644899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-46610926540529607002013-02-18T09:44:06.977+08:002013-02-18T09:44:06.977+08:00When we meet, remind me to shake fingers with you....When we meet, remind me to shake fingers with you.<br /><br />ahahahahaha<br /><br />Keep up that ecologically sensible lifestyle!The Society of Honorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536906267332687130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-58325329403722537372013-02-18T09:41:57.785+08:002013-02-18T09:41:57.785+08:00Are you serious?Are you serious?The Society of Honorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536906267332687130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-10054341335310016462013-02-18T09:40:09.754+08:002013-02-18T09:40:09.754+08:002. And I thought those people from Quebec talked f...2. And I thought those people from Quebec talked funny.<br /><br />2.1 Hawr hawr hawr<br /><br />4. Ouch, those Mexicans. Think I'll stick with the corn. <br /><br />6.0 Look for the answer in the next edition. You may be surprised! Thanks for the superb question.The Society of Honorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02536906267332687130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-77068213135124827712013-02-18T09:19:07.467+08:002013-02-18T09:19:07.467+08:001. Har! Har! Har!
2. In Oz, outhouses are known a...1. Har! Har! Har!<br /><br />2. In Oz, outhouses are known as dunnies (singular: dunny).<br /><br />2.1 Corn husks? Must have hurt. Newspapers were used in my time as well. I believe The Manila Times was favoured over The Manila Chronicle, but The Free Press magazine did not live up to its no-hands claim.<br /><br />3. Hudson? Is not in my voc, although the river is and I remember the Nash Rambler.<br /><br />4. Three guys walk into a bar – a Canadian, an American and a Mexican.<br /><br />Canadian: We use maple leaves to wipe.<br />Mexican: Amigos, we hide behind our sombreros while doing numero dos and use our ma-chetes.<br />American: For Pete’s sake, haven’t you guys heard of corn husks?<br /><br />5. Deviants, like rebels, redefine the norm. They are outliers. There is a web site called Deviant Art which shows astonishing artwork.<br /><br />6. Dear Joe, Who is the greatest American alive? Is it President Obama? Hugh Hefner? Donald Trump? Or Bill Gates?Edgar Loreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13363554010485644899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-60342159436260053832013-02-18T09:12:37.597+08:002013-02-18T09:12:37.597+08:00Oh, Joe is definitely SERIOUS. It may appear Joe ...Oh, Joe is definitely SERIOUS. It may appear Joe Am is not serious because you thought that Philippines are run by Americans like heaven. No it is not. Philippines is run by Filipinos who are not serious at all.<br /><br />So, when Joe Am presents the Filipino problem it may appear not serious just because it did not exist in your 'hood. but the Philippine problem IS SERIOUS TO FUNNY.<br /><br />That is why It is Fun in the Philippines because Filipinos are not serious. IT IS FUNNY.Mariano Renatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920187760151863841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-72874771019813122972013-02-18T09:09:25.458+08:002013-02-18T09:09:25.458+08:00Oh, I forgot one more important information, Julie...Oh, I forgot one more important information, Julie. The more you go north the less religious they are and the more you go south the more religious they become. It holds true in the U.S. It holds true in the Philippines. It holds true in California. It holds true in the East Coast. It holds true anywhere in the U.S. Real properties are more expensive if it is situated north of the east-west freeway.<br /><br />Unfurl your map, Julie. Point out the the capital of each country. They are mostly in the north. I just do not get it why. Maybe Tito Soto has the answer.Mariano Renatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920187760151863841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-54999723019074273172013-02-18T09:04:41.327+08:002013-02-18T09:04:41.327+08:00Julie, the more you go up north the more whitier, ...Julie, the more you go up north the more whitier, intelligent and wealthy the people are. The more you go down south below the equator anywhere on earth they become from brown to black and blue and low intellect.<br /><br />God made this so.Mariano Renatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920187760151863841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-53959386307513233412013-02-18T08:56:02.665+08:002013-02-18T08:56:02.665+08:00Hey, Juan. Philippines has freedom of speech, rig...Hey, Juan. Philippines has freedom of speech, right? Go tell your fellow brown-skin'-unk'd nose suckling brothers to go back to Philippines and stop sucking our Social Security benefits just because you walked the Death March in Bataan. Remember it is the Americans that gave you liberation that you people been under Spanish tutleage for 500 years.<br /><br />Get Real. Kneel, dog. Pray.<br /><br />Mariano Renatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920187760151863841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-21808975922325666372013-02-18T08:52:25.940+08:002013-02-18T08:52:25.940+08:00Do not even redicule Filipinos justice system on C...Do not even redicule Filipinos justice system on Corona and Aling Glo because no matter how judiciously compelling the argument, THEY WILL ACCUSE ANYONE OF BEING PRO-CORONA just by mentioning HUSTISYA MATUWID.<br /><br />ASK ALAN and his IGNORANT ELKS. But when they go to America, they insist on Justice Matuwid.<br /><br />Crazy Filipinos and I thought Mexicans were insane.Mariano Renatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920187760151863841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-55586544933761280422013-02-18T08:50:00.353+08:002013-02-18T08:50:00.353+08:00That American Naval Officer that went wild was bec...That American Naval Officer that went wild was because of being fired for ratting on his training officer for kicking a perpetrator in the chest and on the face. RATTING IN AMERICA IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. They may have laws favoring whistleblowers but the BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON WHISTLEBLOWERS. If rat cannot prove, the rat is doomed.<br /><br />In the Philippines, whistleblowing is by virtue of Affidavits. Pure and simple. If accusation is not proven, they may not go to jail, BUT THEY WILL BE BRANDED FOREVER. Example: Corona and Aling Gloria<br /><br />They do not have proof but since Filipinos believe in David and Goliath they also believe if There-is-Fire-There-must-Be-Smoke or is it the other way around? Well, anyways, I already have said it. No need to take it back. It is already Bridge Under the Water.<br /><br />In America they have justice system. It may be flowed but it is just find and dandy. But in the Philippines they use flawed justice system to get back to their perceive enemies. Fortunately, Filipinos are bunch of lunatics that still believe those sleeping dozing 188 congressmen read the articles of impeachment and should be re-voted for this May election.Mariano Renatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920187760151863841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-13590743748317439982013-02-18T08:41:40.242+08:002013-02-18T08:41:40.242+08:00Dear Irene,
Yes, Americans are greedy UNLIKE FILI...Dear Irene,<br /><br />Yes, Americans are greedy UNLIKE FILIPINO ENTERPRISES. Go ask your friendly U.P.-Journalism Graduate S/he will tell you that PETRON WILL LOWER THE PRICE OF PETROL effective Valentines Day.<br /><br />In America, they lower the petrol because of market forces. <br /><br />See? Filipino businessmen are charitable and magnanimous. They lower their prices so Filipinos can afford. NOTHING LIKE THAT FROM THE AMERICANS.Mariano Renatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920187760151863841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4855856123871700301.post-77743310414610962872013-02-18T08:37:17.749+08:002013-02-18T08:37:17.749+08:00Aha! ha! ha! ha! Joe should have an equivalent to...Aha! ha! ha! ha! Joe should have an equivalent to Orange County Weekly ASK A MEXICAN by Gustavo Arellano. I like to read this column. It's very entertaining and educatively informative.<br /><br />ASK A FILIPINO.<br /><br />1. Why do Filipinos speak English?<br />2. Do Filipinos appreciate art? TFC is tastesless and artless<br />3. Why Filipinos hate Americans, yet, wanted to go to America to be Americans and look like Americans.<br />4. Why do Filipinos look down on Koreans, Chinese, Indians, Hispanics and all people that struggle with English language.<br />5. Why do Filipinos measure Intelligence by the English they speak<br />6. Why do Filipinos measure beauty by the whiteness of the skin<br /><br />... and so many many others ...<br /><br />Allow me to answer Ralph's question. <br /><br />Americans can afford paper to wipe their behind. Filipinos cannot afford toilet paper. Joe do not know this, FILIPINOS USE NEWSPAPER because it is cheaper than soft toilet paper, SERIOUSLY !!! Water is also used, too, but cannot be found in SM Supermart nor toilet paper. There are malls that sells toilet paper by the fold. 25 centavos per fold !!!<br /><br />In America, it is free!!!! But they do not have water. Water is only used to wash fingers after done. Americans also provide liquid soap.<br /><br />Yes, Virginia, I am eco-friendly. I do not wash my hands. I only wash my fingers. If nobody is around, I DO NOT WASH AT ALL. TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT.<br /><br /><br />Mariano Renatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920187760151863841noreply@blogger.com